May 2012
339 posts
“I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library.”
– Jorge Luis Borges (via booksandnerds)
The Format of "kitchen jokes" with Republican...
RF: (standard tired kitchen joke).
Me: So, what are you making your wife for dinner?
RF: You know, the standard, I'll make her a sandwich and bring her a beer.
“Not being assaulted is not a privilege to be earned through the judicious...”
–
Emily Nagoski. (via rapeisnotajoke)
#Oh my God #THIS #FUCKING THIS #I would like to print this out #and staple it to the forehead of every guy who’s tried to tell me that women ‘just need to be careful about where they go/how they dress/how they act/who they flirt with’ #because no #the only...
“Invisible Pink Unicorns are beings of awesome mystical power. We know this...”
– Steve Eley (via fuckyeahsexyatheists)
moritzsstiefel:
my mom just came into my room and noticed my desktop background and said
“oh that’s so cute i think i recognize it from somewhere did you draw that when you were younger?”
mom
wut
tsotchke:
rubywhiterabbit:
My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…
Pluto is there.
The artist remembered Pluto.
Guys…
The artist drew Pluto crying.
;__;
television libraries
there are library folk on the tumbls yes? on tv (currently watching supernatural reruns on netflix) people always go to the library and find ancient records of evil deeds. they just go to the library and ask the nice lady behind the counter for records of brutal hatchet murders from 1827 - 1944 or other such madness. is there really a secret murder record room in the mythic “back”...